Sleepy.

I like pickles.  That is all.

So, um, hi, yeah... is this thing on? Ummm...

So as you can already tell I was a FANTASTIC public speaker!  So here I am, about to turn this thing into an actual blog!  Expect lots of nail posts since that is my current obsession along with product reviews and the like.  Of course there will be a few random posts thrown in, because I'm special like that.  Go team!

I have thoughts...

One:

Why can't I get sushi at 4 o'clock?

Two:

Why is the fat guy on Lost still fat?

Get back to me on this one.